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Post by jughead on Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:36 pm

Last week I checked into my hotel in the Orlando area and was a bit lonely. I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!
I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
"Hello," the woman says . God, she sounded sexy.
Afraid I'd would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
"That sounds fantastic," she says, "but you need to press 9 for an outside line."


*** Disclaimer. I stole this from another forum***
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Post by Dragon on Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:39 pm

lol!
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Post by 01YZF6 on Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:47 pm

Bwahahahah !
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Post by Guest on Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:28 am

Hahaha slick

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Post by hayweed on Fri Oct 08, 2010 7:48 am

Sounds like my luck.

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Post by Guest on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:11 am

OMG that is hilarious !

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