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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:25 am

An old West Virginia Hillbilly saying:

“You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.”

*SOME OF YOU MAY APPRECIATE THIS
AND SOME OF YOU MAY NOT.*

*I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING
THIS BECAUSE OF IT'S TRUTHS.*

*If any other of our presidents had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had criticized a state law that he admitted he never even read, would you think that he is just an ignorant hot head?*

*If any other of our presidents joined the country of Mexico and sued a state in the United States to force that state to continue to allow illegal immigration, would you question his patriotism and wonder who's side he was on?*


*If any other of our presidents had pronounced the Marine Corps like Marine Corpse, would you think him an idiot?*


If any other of our presidents had put 87,000 workers out of work by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on offshore oil drilling on companies that have one of the best safety records of any industry because one foreign company had an accident, would you have agreed?*


*If any other of our presidents had used a forged document as the basis of the moratorium that would render 87,000 American workers unemployed would you support him?*


*If any other of our presidents had been the first President to need a Teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?*


*If any other of our presidents had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take his First Lady to a play in NYC, would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had reduced your retirement plan holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM,
would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought it a proud moment for America?*


And then Obama returns Churchill Bust to England: British Press sees snub.
Would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia
Would you have approved?*


*If any other of our presidents had visited Austria and made reference to the nonexistent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?*


*If any other of our presidents had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had stated that there were 57 states in the United States,
wouldn't you have had second thoughts about his capabilities?*


*If any other of our presidents would have flown all the way to Denmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door in his home town, would you not have thought he was a self- important, conceited, egotistical jerk?*

*If any other of our presidents had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment?*

*If any other of our presidents had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded that he's a hypocrite?*

*If any other of our presidents' administrations had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?*

*If any other of our presidents had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than
in New Orleans, would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?*

*If any other of our presidents had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America, would you have ever approved?*

*If any other of our presidents had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?*

*So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive?*

*Can't think of anything?

Don't worry. He's done all this in 24 months – so you have that much time to come up with an answer.*

*Every statement and action in this email is factual and directly attributable to Barrack
Hussein Obama.
Every bumble is a matter of record and completely verifiable..*



AND NOW--

HE ACTUALLY WANTS US TO RE-ELECT HIM.


WAKE UP AMERICA 2012
IS UPON US.

*I WONDER HOW MANY OF YOU WILL FORWARD THIS?*


I AM BECAUSE I CAN NOT AFFORD TO TAKE A CHANCE ON THIS GUY FOR ANOTHER FOUR YEARS...

{I HAVE GRANDKIDS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT}



*"All it takes for evil to triumph is
for good men to do nothing."*
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by river rat on Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:21 am

I thought I clicked on SAMCS . I must have clicked on a political forum instead . My bad . pirat
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:26 pm

I thought the thread title "Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things" would give it away!
;-)
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by intruderrider on Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:24 pm

I wish I could be civil enough to post something here.I guess I can say this tho I AM AWAKE.
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:56 pm

Hey! I put the warning in the thread name...let er rip!!

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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by river rat on Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:32 pm

Hey jmunsey , was that you at the lillian cafe today ? I caught a glempse as we went by . If I hadn't been with some other riders I would have stopped to say hi . How's the grub there ? pirat
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by river rat on Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:44 pm

Oh , I don't care about the political stuff I just like MOTORCYCLES . pirat
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Sun Jul 31, 2011 7:53 pm

Guilty! That was me at the Lillian cafe this morning. I like that place. Breakfast menu is a bit limited unless you really like scrambled eggs. So me and Debi rode over to the Denny's in Pcola...then came back around and stopped at the Lillian Cafe......I can't pass up their Sunday specials of $1 mimosa and $2 Bloody Mary's.
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:42 am

Actor from Israel told his colleagues: "In Israel our medicine
> is so far advanced, that we cut off a man's testicles, put them
> into another man, and in 6 weeks he's looking for work!"
> The German doctor comments: "That's nothing. In Germany we take
> part of the brain out of a person, put it into another person's
> head, and in 4 weeks he's looking for work."
> A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing, friends. In Russia we
> take out half of the heart from one person, put it into another
> person's chest, and in 2 weeks he's looking for work."
> The American doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing, my
> friends; you are way behind us. In the US we grabbed a guy from
> Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls... we made him
> President of the United States ... and now after 3 years, the whole
> damned country is looking for work !!!!!!"
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by crispy on Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:39 am

lol! no $%!t
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by river rat on Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:33 am

Now thats better . lol! pirat
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:38 am

http://visiontoamerica.org/2891/communist-party-usa-officially-endorses-barack-obama/

Key endorsement here for Obama.....The Communist Party USA has just endorsed him...coincidence??
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:20 pm

Lost Balloonist
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at
31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican.
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama-Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are -- or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.
You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

P R I C E L E S S !
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Sun Aug 07, 2011 12:18 pm

NATURAL BORN CITIZENS BEWARE . . . . .. This just might make your day a little brighter! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans - relax, here is our real problem :

In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age . However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?" Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year olds that are now voting in our elections! They breed and walk among us...
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Post by hayweed on Sun Aug 07, 2011 5:25 pm

That is scary.

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Post by Paladin on Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:08 am

Yikes.
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:13 pm

The Honeymoon is over. You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. --Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. --Conan O'Brien THIRD PRIZE (TIE)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. --Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman FIRST PRIZE


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!--Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? SECOND PRIZE
A: Bo has papers. --Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? THIRD PRIZE (TIE)

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman

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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:43 am

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and voted for Obama, but that could all be a coincidence.The defective biscuit canister was analyzed, and it was determined to be George Bush's fault.
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Post by 01YZF6 on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:33 pm

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.



The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.





The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"







The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."







He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schneider."


THE MORAL OF THE STORY:




Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better.







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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:38 pm

Good one!
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Post by jmunsey on Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:57 am

http://youtu.be/Dsn25aQgAw0

These are great little videos
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Post by jmunsey on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:01 am

http://youtu.be/Xlk0eRUQNI0

Another one!
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Post by 01YZF6 on Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:02 pm

the last one was good.... and I like the first comment...
I think Michael Moore is more likely to start the TWINKIE PARTY. Reverend Al can bring the Ho Ho's. Pelosi and Reid will bring the Ding Dong's. And Barney Frank will most certainly bring the Fruit Pies.
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Re: Political Stuff and other fowl smelling things!

Post by jmunsey on Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:20 pm

This is really funny!!!! And non-partisan!!!

http://www.impeachobamacampaign.com/video-comedian-cusses-out-obama-pay-your-in-bills/?utm_source=Floyd+Reports&utm_campaign=c5309fdc7a-WHW_08_11_20118_12_2011&utm_medium=email
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Post by Sonny on Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:34 am

Just saw that earlier on Rense.com, pretty funny. He has a buncha videos on Youtube.
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